Nuevos amigos

Como todo mundo sabe ya, no ando así que digamos muy bien y las cosas han pasado en mi vida de una manera que ha llegado a sofocarme. Pero afortunadamente hay gente solidaria en la red, al grado de que hasta me ofrecen dinero, vía e-mail.

¡¡¡Como Mr. David Fung!!!

Dear Friend,
I have a deal in my bank worth $18.5M to transact with you.please get
back to me for more explanation.on e-mail: dr.kmfung@livemail.tw

Best regard,
Dr.David K M Fung
General Manager,WING HANG BANK,CHINA

No puedo quejarme, puesto que también la Lotería Nacional Irlandesa me anda buscando:

IRISH NATIONAL LOTTERY BOARD
P O Box 1010 Dublin, 11 G
Lower Doest Street
(Customer Services)

Ref: UK/9420X2/68
Batch: 074/05/ZY369

Dear Winner,
This is to inform you that you have been selected for a cash prize of
£750,000.00(GBP) in cash credited to file IRNL/9023118308/03. held on the
30th of AUGUST, 2008 in United Kingdom.The selection process was carried

out through random selection in our computerized email selection system
from a database of over 250,000 email addresses drawn from which you were
selected.

The National Lottery is approved by the U.k Gaming Board. In other to
claim your won prize from the lottery board you are required to fill out
the claims processing form and send it to our Claims Agent here in the
United

Kingdom with the details below:

Name Of Claims Agent: Dr Mark Lawrence.
Email address : drmarklawrence@msn.com
Tel :+44 704 576 2729
+44 703 184 9413

*************************************************
FILL AND SUBMIT :FUNDS RELEASE AND VERIFICATION FORM
*************************************************
1.FULL NAMES:----------------
2.ADDRESS:------------------
3.SEX:-------------
4.AGE:--------------
5.MARITAL STATUS:--------------
6.OCCUPATION:--------------
7.ANNUAL INCOME:--------
8.TELEPHONE NUMBER:--------
9.COUNTRY OF RESIDENCE:-----------


We wish you well.

Yours faithfully,
Mrs Schoh, Blake R.
Online Coordinator,
IRISH NATIONAL ONLINE LOTTERY .

Aún así, siento que me faltan motivos para sonreír. Pero no se apuren, ya me dieron cosquillas en la comisura de los labios.

SALUDOS DESDE EL LIMBO

H.